John Crist

The Family Group Text Went Silent After This Baby Photo Joke

Comedian John Crist shares a painfully funny moment from his massive family group chatright after his sister gives birth. When he fires off a perfectly timed (and slightly risky) joke comparing the newborn to Coneheads, the once-busy thread goes dead silent. This story nails the chaos of big families, bad timing, and the fine line between hilarious and inappropriate. Clean, clever, and brutally relatable.

John Crist: Correcting Your Girlfriend for No Good Reason, Joining the Family Group Chat

Comedian John Crist talks about joining his girlfriend's family group chat, correcting his girlfriend for no reason and why people should stop saying they've done a full 360.

John Crist on Addiction, Shame and Sobriety

John Crist on his experience in rehab, at a live show in Hattiesburg, MS in May of 2025.

Movies Christian kids weren't allowed to watch

We weren't allowed to watch Titanic, but we DID watch Braveheart? Confusing logic...

EXCUSE ME! John Crist on Growing up Christian in the 90's vs now

John covers his Christian childhood, halloween in the 90s, not having a tv growing up, not being allowed to cuss, get tattoos or smoke cigarettes.

EXCUSE ME! John Crist on Growing up Christian in the 90's vs now

John covers his Christian childhood, halloween in the 90s, not having a tv growing up, not being allowed to cuss, get tattoos or smoke cigarettes.

Youth Pastors in the 90's: John Crist

John Crist, from his 2025 release Emotional Support, talking about youth group in the 90s.

EXCUSE ME! John Crist on Growing up Christian in the 90's vs now

John covers his Christian childhood, halloween in the 90s, not having a tv growing up, not being allowed to cuss, get tattoos or smoke cigarettes.

Disney Films Executive gets Promoted to Disney Parks

John Crist: Honest Football Coach

Comedian John Crist is an honest football coach.

John Crist - The Problem with Gentle Parenting

John Crist breaks down the problem with gentle parenting!

John Crist: Christians Switching Denominations

In his most recent live special, John Crist: Emotional Support, John ventures into the crowd to ask which Christians had switched denominations in their lives. The answers are wild.